The Club

The Sauna Enjoyers Athletic Club was founded with the express purpose to allow sauna enjoyers to feel safe in their athleticism in whatever shape or form that may take.

We believe that saunas should be enjoyed.

We believe that sauna enjoyers can also be athletes.

We use the French Republican calendar.

We would love our stock to be listed on the Armani Exhange one day.

We believe thar denim should not be worn in the sauna.

We encourage swimming in the Eisbach.

We believe it is sinful to eat spaghetti in the sauna

Mission

To promote Sauna Enjoyerism globally.

History

The club was founded in the early Sansculottides of the year 233.

Contact

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